This. This right here looks better to me than any sexy man ever could. Why? Because, not very deep down, I’m a fatass. Being a fatass isn’t a body shape, it’s a lifestyle. I can be a slender little fatass all I like. Thaaank you.
Now, those of you who actually have an oven, go bake some COOKIES.
(Source: verticalfood, via robbierogers)