sporadic

a stream-of-consciousness journal by bryan.

This. This right here looks better to me than any sexy man ever could. Why? Because, not very deep down, I’m a fatass. Being a fatass isn’t a body shape, it’s a lifestyle. I can be a slender little fatass all I like. Thaaank you. 

Now, those of you who actually have an oven, go bake some COOKIES.

This. This right here looks better to me than any sexy man ever could. Why? Because, not very deep down, I’m a fatass. Being a fatass isn’t a body shape, it’s a lifestyle. I can be a slender little fatass all I like. Thaaank you. 

Now, those of you who actually have an oven, go bake some COOKIES.

(Source: verticalfood, via robbierogers)